At some time or other, every sportsman believes he or she wrote the book on some aspect of their sport. Many outdoorsman establish blogs, write books or articles they hope will be published, or seek out some other medium to communicate their self-perceived excellence. My intellectual folly is contained in the following chronicles which I hope will either amuse you or in some small way educate you. I don't pretend they are important or enlightening but I do hope they are entertaining. From time to time I will add to these diatribes. If you enjoy them; great. If you think they are ridiculous; don't tell me.